nun: pastor, we are having trouble with the exorcism
pastor: have you tried unblessing and blessing again ?

madamisahumourist:

actually-an-octopus:

thepondsaregone:

thorinoakenbutt:

castielandpie:

poryqon:

it bothers me that Kansas and Arkansas are not pronounced the same

I’m from the UK and I have been pronouncing Arkansas as Ar-Kansas my whole life

For all my non-american friends, Arkansas is pronounced ark-an-saw

WHAT

according to the google-box we can blame the french

do they know about Illinois

queen-of-love-and-beauty:

"I don’t wear makeup so I don’t have to waste like an hour in front of the mirror every morning hahahaha"

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"open books not legs"

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"why have tequila shots when you can have tea?"

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"As always, late with Starbucks"

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"modest is hottest"

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"I’m not like those girls”

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teacherbach:

sociallychallengednerd:

why do people say chicken as a term for coward? Have you ever meet a chicken? Cause those things will fuck you up man

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Reblog this if you started worrying about your weight before you were even 16

kaileeraine97:

rachel-dared-me:

numeralsoftheblindprophets:

superwholokean:

I think I was about 11 maybe 12. Me and my mum went on a diet together for the first time.

im not even 16 yet and im really self concious about my tummy flab

My mom has been begging me to diet with her since I was 8…. EIGHT!!!

I was 9

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