Rick Riordan: oh shoot I can’t think of a cliffhanger for Mark of Athena
Rick Riordan: cliffhanger … cliffhanger … cliff …. hanger … hanging off a cliff ….
Rick Riordan: got it
*aggressively stabs at each individual letter when retyping password*
when you try to get into a new band and they have like, 5 albums already
when you try to get into a new show and they already have like, 6 seasons
when you try to get into a new webcomic and they already have like, 7,000 pages
when you’re an international kpop sensation
Goddammit, kpop fandom.
Hey if you ever feel like a failure remember that Holy Roman Emperor Frederick Barbarossa was a successful ruler who on the way to the Third Crusade forgot that he couldn’t swim in armor after his horse got caught up in the current and drowned in the Saleph River before reaching the Holy Land
this guy in my class is wearing shorts, socks with sandals, a shirt that says swag on it, and a snapback he is definitely straight
Or in disguise
If you message me, do not put “sorry for wasting your time” or “sorry for bothering you” at the end of your message!!! I’ve seen this way too many times. You are not a waste of my time. You are not a waste of anyone’s time. You are not a waste of time period. Please never say or think that ever again
when u cum before u get to ur favorite part of the video
when ur carrying 2 plastic bags and both of them break at the same time
i’m not sure what just happened but it feels in balance….