My Palace of Randomness

cant-remember-all-my-fandoms:

Rick Riordan: oh shoot I can’t think of a cliffhanger for Mark of Athena

Rick Riordan: cliffhanger … cliffhanger … cliff …. hanger … hanging off a cliff ….

Rick Riordan: got it

guy:

*aggressively stabs at each individual letter when retyping password*

minzeliron:

starlightbydaylight:

lapizsolarflare:

xurxie-do:

peebsalicious:

cchumped:

when you try to get into a new band and they have like, 5 albums already

SIGH

when you try to get into a new show and they already have like, 6 seasons

SIGH-ER 

when you try to get into a new webcomic and they already have like, 7,000 pages

SIGH-EST

when you’re an international kpop sensation

PSY

Goddammit, kpop fandom.

youcantseemeiaminvisible:

Hey if you ever feel like a failure remember that Holy Roman Emperor Frederick Barbarossa was a successful ruler who on the way to the Third Crusade forgot that he couldn’t swim in armor after his horse got caught up in the current and drowned in the Saleph River before reaching the Holy Land

youcantseemeiaminvisible:

ugly:

this guy in my class is wearing shorts, socks with sandals, a shirt that says swag on it, and a snapback he is definitely straight

Or in disguise

fartgallery:

If you message me, do not put “sorry for wasting your time” or “sorry for bothering you” at the end of your message!!! I’ve seen this way too many times. You are not a waste of my time. You are not a waste of anyone’s time. You are not a waste of time period. Please never say or think that ever again

Important

w-for-wumbo:

leftforbed:

emilie-xo:

party-balloons:

when u cum before u get to ur favorite part of the video

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Hahahahaha

when ur carrying 2 plastic bags and both of them break at the same time

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i’m not sure what just happened but it feels in balance….

Animated Rainbow Nyan Cat